Round 1: Ro starts strong, attempting to shove the entire Bagel into his mouth. No hesitation. No thought. Just pure animal instinct. He's going for the win.
Round 2: Despite best efforts, the Bagel doesn't fit. He tries a gnawing technique. (I try taking photos with the flash on).
Round 3: Ro has a the same overwhelmed look that you see when you watch the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest. The Bagel is denser than he thought. He is possibly getting full.
Round 4: Taking a new tact, Ro rips smaller, less intimidating pieces from the Bagel, and focuses on eating those.
Round 5: Close to tears, Ro admits defeat. He refuses, however, to relinquish the Bagel. (I turn off the flash in sympathy).
The Bagel wins this battle. But they will meet again. And when they do, Ro will have more than two teeth.
The Bagel wins this battle. But they will meet again. And when they do, Ro will have more than two teeth.
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