Second Play "Date"

Roan: This is a great movie.

Mia: Why haven't you called me?

Roan: I tried to call you, like, a hundred times, but here's the thing:  I think my parents gave me a fake cell phone.  

Mia:  Oh really.  You expect me to believe that?

Roan:  I'm serious.  I can't get any numbers to work.  I've been trying to order a pizza for weeks.

Mia:  Whatever.  Let's just watch the movie.

Roan: Okay.  I'm not lying about the cell phone though, I'm sure it's a decoy...

Mia: I don't want to hear your excuses.  Turn up the volume.

Roan: Well, that's the other thing. I think my parents gave me a fake remote.