Mia: Why haven't you called me?
Roan: I tried to call you, like, a hundred times, but here's the thing: I think my parents gave me a fake cell phone.
Mia: Oh really. You expect me to believe that?
Roan: I'm serious. I can't get any numbers to work. I've been trying to order a pizza for weeks.
Mia: Whatever. Let's just watch the movie.
Roan: Okay. I'm not lying about the cell phone though, I'm sure it's a decoy...
Mia: I don't want to hear your excuses. Turn up the volume.
Roan: Well, that's the other thing. I think my parents gave me a fake remote.